Dear Superior Court of California,

You kind of freaked me out when I received a letter from you today. What could I have done that warranted a letter from you?!

I was pleased to see that I appear to have done nothing wrong, but that instead you request my services for jury duty.

Regretfully, I won’t be able to make it for my service week, starting on Monday, November 29, 2010. I considered asking for a postponement based on the exemption for breast feeding mothers, but as I found an 18 day schedule rather aggressive for conceiving and having a baby, I will instead play the foreigner card.

Since you appear to have records showing that I am a resident of California, but none that I lack US citizenship, I’d be willing to call it even and hang out in your court room for a bit if you would also make sure I’d get to vote and have the right to donate to political campaigns. Let me know.

Lina-Pina Fialoppa MÃ¥rtensson

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1 Response to Dear Superior Court of California,

  1. Brilliant, Lina. Let us know if you get citizenship out of the deal!

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